Duncan Knows the Paths to Obesity

Dwight Duncan thought it would be really cute to call the new Ontario.PC Party paper the “Paths To Obesity.” Well, let he who is without fat cast the first cheeseburger, Duncan. Hint: Not You. By the way, glad I am? Not alone in thinking this.

MICHAEL RAFFERTY VERDICT: Guilty on All Counts

Michael Rafferty has been found guilty of first degree murder, guilty of kidnapping and been found guilty of sexual assault causing bodily harm of Tori Stafford.

Duckies Crossing the 407

The OPP Continues to Stand Up for Terrorists

In this video, Jeff Parkinson, a protestor representing CANACE, is asking OPP officers for their badge numbers, which is a completely legal thing to do. In fact, they have to give you their badge numbers, by law. Apparently, Mr. Zupancic doesn’t think that he needs to obey the law that he is supposed to be [...]

Six Nations Doctor Takes Own Life

Dr. Michael Monture, 54, the doctor who was recently found guilty of defrauding OHIP of millions, has taken his own life. Six Nations Police confirmed his death Sunday after notifying next of kin. He was to begin a three-day sentencing hearing Monday after being found guilty in November of defrauding the OHIP system of $2.5 [...]

CHCH Porning Live: How Gay Porn Accidentally Got on Air

I have yet to see the screen grab of the three minutes after 9:33 am, April 20, on CHCH Television from Hamilton, where three full minutes of hardcore gay porn interrupted a morning newscast. Here is a video of their apology below. No word for sure which cable company fucked CHCH up the ass… wait [...]

Oh Looky! It’s okay to be a Prostitute now.

Ontario Courts have now sex it is legal to sell yourself in a brothel or bawdy house, and hire drivers and bodyguards. In fact: LEGAL: Hiring drivers, bodyguards and support staff LEGAL: Working in organized brothels or “bawdy houses” ILLEGAL: “Exploitation” of sex workers by pimps ILLEGAL: Openly soliciting customers on the street However, openly [...]

Crash Pins Driver on Somerset Drive

A 31 year old male is listed in serious condition in Hamilton General Hospital following a spectacular single-vehicle accident at approximately 2:50 p.m. Saturday, March 24, 2012 on Somerset Road in Brantford, Ontario. A witness said the car was traveling at a high rate of speed along the quiet residential street, and failed to negotiate [...]

London Ontario Keeps It Classy for St. Patty’s Day

London, Ontario was home to a five hour riot Saturday night, as drunken students, mostly from Fanshawe College, started fires, threw bottles at London Police, and destroyed 17 vehicles, including a CTV News Van. Here’s some rather Classy videos here: This one is my fave is an oriental guy gets real brave… and throws a [...]

Kony 2012 Founder Caught Drunk and Masturbating

The star and director of the viral YouTube video Kony 2012 was suffering from severe malnutrition and dehydration when he was arrested Thursday night for allegedly being drunk and masturbating in public, his charity says. Jason Russell, 33, was detained in Pacific Beach, Calif., at 11:30 a.m. for being drunk, publicly masturbating and vandalizing cars. [...]